Ireland ~ Anyone In Reach Of Leitrim?

'Partridge' Modern Game Bantam Eggs, available. Again! Bastards just won't stop laying! :o

I've given away two or three dozen of them. People coming from all over. But, the buggers are beating me! Ten more, sat out there, as I type. Be over a dozen, tomorrow. I'm verging on bloody Panic!

How about kiddies? These little birds are the Best for kiddies! Like kiddies themselves! Sweet, innocent little things. Absolutely gorgeous natures. Tiny, too. Adorable!

Equally, I had a bloke here, had Mod's all his life. Knows his shit. Reckons my birds are Great quality! No bred out muck 'n rubbish. Perfectly good breeding stock. And christ! Do they Breed!

Can't send them out, see? Checked the price of these foam blocks ye send eggs in. Then, the cardboard boxes to put Those in. Then the 'express' postage! And, I can't get into town, at will, anyway!

Can't chuck them on the Bay, see? All that nonsense would make them economically less interesting. Fuck ebay, anyway! Bastards! Ripped Me off for forty quid, Years ago! Simply won't give it back!

Running out of ideas :( So, desperate measures!; Any of ye know anyone who might like some? I flat out refuse to accept a cent for them. I'm doing it for the breed. Modern Game, in Ireland, are on the bloody brink! Shamo's are the new chicks on the block. I'm wildly offering a kidney, for some other coloured Mod's? Crickets! They're just not out there.

I figure the people, on here, are generally a pretty honestly chicken loving lot. I'd trust you lot before the Free Ad's. Know what I mean?

Anyone can see anything I'm missing? Please do give me a shout.

Thanks.